And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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