...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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