Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Randomize
