During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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