I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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