D3 body, D1 cock
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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