So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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