Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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