community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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