u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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