Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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