I only kidnapped one of them. chill
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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