I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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