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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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