Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.