FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal