How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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