we're blogging at a bar
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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