a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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