i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.