Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms