sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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