I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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