i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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