Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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