i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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