How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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