dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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