I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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