I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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