wat bout pragnant strippers??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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