I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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