Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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