Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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