a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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