maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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