good thing vaginas are great cup holders
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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