Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
