I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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