Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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