We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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