This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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