the condom got lost in my hair
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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