I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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