Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You need a sexual gate keeper
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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