I wish i was in the wii world.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.