K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.