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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I wish i was in the wii world.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?

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  you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.

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