I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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