Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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