chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
