Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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