If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I love you.
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