Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
