So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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