we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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